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[ad_1] Not Easy to be a Teacher - Funny Jokes TEACHER : John is climbing a tree to pick some mangoes. ( Begin the sentence with Mangoes) Student : Mangoes, John is coming to pick you ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ TEACHER : What do you call mosquitoes in your language? Student: We don't call them, they come on their own. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ TEACHER : One day our country will be corruption free. What tense is that?? Student: Future impossible tense. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ THE STRUGGLE CONTINUES TEACHER : How can we keep our school clean? Student: By staying at home. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ English Grammar class. Teacher: What's the difference between "He cleans the plate" and "the plate is cleaned by him." Student: In first sentence 'he' is not married, but in second sentence 'he' is married.... [ad_2] Source link